as i was exasperated that i had to make a choice of letting lesbo go or -heaven bless me - letting the monster-in-law go, my prayer was answered.

HALLELUJAH!!

sunday. all were out. leso was out too. monster in law was alone at home. monster went in for a shower. kapooong!! she slipped. she fell. being too rotund, she sprawled on the floor. crawling....grappling...yapping.... to no avail. all were out. she was alone.
to make thing worst, before she took a shower, she boiled some porridge. the gas stove was still lit. the porridge boiled. it spilled. it boiled furiously. the pot went dry. the flame was still burning. porridge became charred. it burnt. smoke was billowing.....

CLICK! door opened.

lesbo rushed in. she was back early on her off day. what a blessing!! (or a curse). she hurried into the kitchen and off the flame and opened up all the windows. she heard weak yapping coming from the toilet. she rushed to check. "ah ma!!" she screamed. she bent to help the big fat monster up on her feet. she wiped off all the shuds that monster hadn't washed off yet. lesbo cried. she was worried. she cried and she sobbed. "ah ma, ah ma!!" she whimpered in between her sobbings, "it's ok now....easy, easy....ah ma! slowly...slowly...!"

did lesbo just save monster?

you bet ch'a!!

and hell! my domestic problem solved!! 

HALLELUJAH! AMEN!!