good friday was really a big surprise for me.

without anounoucement, in popped horny cousin john with lesbo. i almost couldn't recognise lesbo. she was more feminine now and didn't look manlier than me no more. what a makeover!

she was with makeup. it was the first time my whole family ever saw her in makeup. the trademark bucktooth gave way to confirm it was really lesbo.

our jaws nearly dropped! lesbo used to play basketball during her off days. now she was carrying one. she was pregnant!

great work, horny john! you truly lived up to your horny name.

the finally surprise - lesbo was carrying twins.

OMG!! horny john, we really have to give in to u!

SALUTE!!