wifey, the cleopatra over ALL my ex-maids

wifey, the cleopatra over ALL my ex-maids

wifey was in a solemn sunken mood ever since monster in law laughed herself to death. the recent visit from pregnant lesbo, horny cousin john and mini-me lesbo didn't cheer up up much. after they left, she sunk back .....

last sunday, the gate bell rang. guess what?

there was a motley bunch of maids calling out "mum, mum, mum!" from the outside of the gate.

OMG!! my running maid carla, monster hippo maid and each brought alonng another maid friends come avisiting.

the wifey was pleasantly surprised. she opened the gate electronically and let all the maids in.

it was a ladies affair. or rather CLEOPATRA with her bevy of maids - ex that is. all thanks to lesbo who before she flew off, had met all these maids and related to her how down mum cleopatra aka wifey was. last sunday, all the ex-maids unite and decided to visit wifey.

well, they really treated her like cleopatra. each held one of her limbs and get her a manicure and pedicure. after they were done, each massaged a limb.

so i better buzz off and left the girls alone to remininsce.......

ball-carrying lesbo

ball-carrying lesbo

good friday was really a big surprise for me.

without anounoucement, in popped horny cousin john with lesbo. i almost couldn't recognise lesbo. she was more feminine now and didn't look manlier than me no more. what a makeover!

she was with makeup. it was the first time my whole family ever saw her in makeup. the trademark bucktooth gave way to confirm it was really lesbo.

our jaws nearly dropped! lesbo used to play basketball during her off days. now she was carrying one. she was pregnant!

great work, horny john! you truly lived up to your horny name.

the finally surprise - lesbo was carrying twins.

OMG!! horny john, we really have to give in to u!

SALUTE!!

grand finale

 grand finale...lesbo married john and moonster in law died!g

both wifey and I were shocked out of our freaking minds. our eyes almost popped out and our jaws were wide agape.
monster in law who just woke up was walking towards the kitchen. passing us, she noticed our ludicrous expression and burst into frenzy laugher.

she laughed and laughed so hard and suddenly she frozen and dropped onto the floor. OMG! monster in law just dropped dead from hysterical laughter.

"ah ma, ah ma!!' manly lesbo sprang into action calling out and shaking senseless monster. it was timely that she had learned some basic first aids and she executed CPR. wifey and i now got even shocker and was running around in circles in excitement not knowing what to do.
cousin horny john immediately called for the ambulance.....but it was too late. monster in law was gone. oh well, at least died happily laughing.

so what's next?

well, it was a curse disguised in a blessing or a blessing in a curse? whatever, the sudden death of monster in law unwittingly solved many important social issue for wifey and I.

first of all, we didn't need to fly over filippins to attend horny john and lesbo's outrageous wedding. and there was no better excuse than to use the mourning over monster's demise for avoiding that.

in a way, it was a happy ending for everyone.....and er...we rid monster in law and so the home should be less stressful without her noisy presence

as for horny john, he would be planning to emigrate to filippins and lived with lesbo hopefully happily ever after......

this marks the end of BRALESS MAID IN MAN'S UNDIES saga.

but wait!!

how cum i ve this weird sensation that it might not be the end yet??

ok, for now that's it! thanks for reading and hope u ve a good laugh 

 for now, it would be maidless days for a while since monster-in-law already died laughingly.

our next maid akan datang would like be a mynmar girl. hmmmm.... BURMESE MAID IN TIGHT SARONG ??? the next maid story? 

lesbo is pregnant! OMG!!

lesbo is pregnant! OMG!!

i m still in a state of shock, awe and total disbelief.

cousin horny john was back alright. along with him, he brought home lesbo. yep! the braless maid in man's undies. along with lesbo, she brought home mini-lesbo  - her adopted pinay daughter. though not maternal, the little pinay striked a weird resemblance to lesbo with her trademark sai kwa pow set of buck teeth. even her mannerism was exact duplicate of lesbo. she was an authentic mini-me lesbo!!

john brought lesb n mini-lesb to visit me. wifey was stunted to her bones. if u were to observe more carefully, her permed hair seem to be erecting on its ends. LOL!! her jaws were agaped wider than JAWS the man-eating shark and her eyes widened until almost popped out!

"hi mum!" lesbo greeted her. "how are you mum?" then she blurted like holding back some vomit. oh no!! was it what i was most apprehensive about? lesbo could be pregnant!!

well, wifey was still in a daze. mouth agape, she was speechless. i mean really really speechless!

horny john was amused at the extreme reaction so he broke another atomic bombastic news. he wanted to marry lesbo and be officially man and "man". OMG and santa maria!!

what could i say?? now my jaws were agape and speechless!!

horny cousin John's coming back this sunday

yep! another long distance call from horny cousin john from the fillipins. was wondering whether it was the long distance or did i actually hear panting with moaning baclground effect?

" cous....(sigh, heave, sigh.....), i am comin ...(ah, ah...ahhhh).... back this sunday...." was that a heavy panting or the interferences of the phone line?

smooching....heaving...panting...moaning...groanin g.....

hell!! what was horny john up to and what the hell was he doing now? it sounded like he was humping someone!!

oh shit!! it can't be lesbo! i hope 

 after hanging up, i had a strange eerie premonition. i felt a weird chill and all my goosepimples were erected......

i got this tingling feeling that the affinity with lesbo the braless maid in man's undies hadn't ended yet.

SHE'LL BE BACK!!

passed midnite.

the phone rang.

"cous, i m back!".......

finding lesbo

finding lesbo

just got a long distance call from cousin horny john from the filippins.

Great! he finally found lesbo. as a bonus, he also got lesbo's adopted daughter and now he brought them to stay with him in a posh hotel.

well, i guess he would be back sgp soon.....

 finding lesbo

the pinays catfight.....

was that lesbian in black T and a cap with the blue pinay who was probably margarita??

5 days without lesbo....

5 days without lesbo....

lesbo had been sent back. it was almost a week, her absence was felt.....

when i came out from the toilet, usually she would be there as i opened the toilet door. now, she wasn't. it was kinda weird when you were so used to seeing her just outside the toilet door after u had done your big time in the toilet.

wifey and monster in law went about their usual activities. there was this sickening damning silence. you don't hear the horrendous sniggering of monster in law when she was being massaged by lesbo. neither was the loud groaning and moaning of wifey. i guess they really missed lesbo's "manly" touch during her orgasmic massage.

all was quiet.

suddenly my handphone rang.....

"cous," it was horny john. "i m at the airpot now... leaving for fillipins.....i gonna look for lesbo. won't be back for a while. please go over my house and check things out once awhile, ok."

"huh? wait!"

clicked. john hang up. shits!!

he must have been kidding! didn't realise john was so serious this time. i tried to call him. i had so many question marks hanging over my head????????

his handphone was off. guessed he must have boarded the plane. what's next?

wait lor. what else was i suppose to do?

it was awfully quiet at home as we waited for the arrived of the next maid...... which should be pretty soon