swinging bachelor cousin, John called the next day to ask about lesbo, his last nite halloween date. i was furious and demanded to know what had happened to her and why was she bleeding from her lips and looking terrible.

silent.

heavy sigh.....

"cous, very sorry lah." began John. " it was suppose to be a halloweeny nite, you know....."

"sorry, i dunno!" rather impatient and more curious, i retorted.

"ok, ok...." he continued. "we were trying to have some fun. u know, some safe kinky fun. so we drove to a very quiet secluded park. we started stripping and lesb was really hungry. she went for my crouch. hehehe...."

wow lau!! and we thought lesbo was an international lolanto butch for just maids. wow!!

John paused..... he was quite embarrassed. "well, what happen next?" i was more curious than ever.

" she was good, cous. really super good! i would ve cum if she continued. but suddenly, there was rustling from the bushes and all of a freaking sudden, some ghoul jumped out from the bushes. in my frenzy and panic, i yelped and smacked my hand over lesb who, ahem, almost bit my precious off! ouch!!" John finally revealed. " and cous, pls keep it secret. my dick still hurts and with all her teeth marks there."



should i be laughing? hahahahaha.....!!