oh no! another machine gun auntie who had aggravated the maid vs monster in law 

she popped in without annoucement. just popped and poo in  auntie ah kiao came back today with monster. once entering the house, she hurried to the toilet. Shit! yes, shit!! and left a horrific mess there.

what to do?

poor lesbo gotta go clean up. hel!! it stank!! the whole house could smell it! my god! why did monster bring in another abnoxious monster to pollute the house? do u guys know why she didn't use the public toilet? gotta pay 10c. don't want so borrow our toilet 

wtf!! this is the kind of aunties we have, ladies and gents. their 10c is bigger than the bullock-cart! 

after the messy shitting, it was refilling time. lesbo gotta stop all her works to attend to the 2 monsters. she made kopi - the best that i kept for myself but becos my monster-in-law was such a showoff, she ordered lesbo to serve her with the "best kopi"....that would be my coffee which i sparingly brewed. it was too too expensive!

Next, it was the mooncake. again, my very expensive PENINSULA HK custard snowskin mooncake. little piece which cost a bomb!! in 2 gulps, monster auntie already downed 1 piece. next gulp, another entire piece disappeared.

so the 2 monsters started yakking away very loudly and noisily.....

the finaly conversation - i heard that!

auntie kiao: aiyo! why u engage such an ugly man to be your maid?
monster: simi man, lah?? he's a she!! she's a tomboy and also a lesbian....only likes women u know.
auntie kiao: li kong simi jiao wey??? got women likes women one meh??
monster: yalor! u dunno how good she is to my daughter, ah? sometime, i think my son in law is gay. he likes her cos she can be more manly than him. yeeeee!!

now what was i suppose to do?? went downstair and clarified and gave monster a good dressing down? sure asking for trouble and radio break down, tio bo?

hiazzz....anyone got any suggestion to rid the monster-in-law?