i wanted a maid. and i got a man! what a joke!!

it was a long time since i last went chinatown to eat at the hawker stalls there. i missed the charkuayteow, the chicken rice, the bak cho mee and etc.

called up my li'l brother leetahsar and soon we were at the hawker centre. LTS suggested eating the honest to goodness OUTRAM ROAST char siew rice which had more roast pork than rice and all for only $3. just when u thought that was cheap, the fatgirl assistant threw u a big bowl of steaming shiok! soup. when u winkwink at her just like my notorious LTS, she threw into the soup a few soft chicken feet and lots of boiled soft blackbeans.

there we had it - our solid poon pee pee char siew rice with lots of meat at only $3 a plate with LTS around, u bet ur arse that that would be more little bonuses. he went and self-served a big scoop of their very powderful homemade chilli paste. really OOMP! with the rice and the meats.

a table nearby was making such a ruckus. there was much high pitched laughter and piony chatting. i lifted my head to see who was the butch of pinay maids with their off day merrymaking.

i saw a man flanked with all the bitchy maids. one of the sexy bitch who was dressed in spaggi Ts and a very very short hotpants and high pink heels was embracing what looked like a "man" holding a bottle of CALSBERG and kissing "him" all over. when she finally sat back in her arse, i saw that "man".

i almost choked on my siew bak. ......IT WAS LESBO!! IN HER NEW CREW CUT!!!

i blushed when i recalled that incident. my god!! my lesbo - the super pinay maids' lover!!??