it was sunday again.

no more suprise and as usual, lesbo put on her best dress. yep! u heard it.... DRESS instead of her usual manly bermudas and those obiang fearsome Ts. if i did see clearly, i think she put on some makeup and omg!! fake long eyelashes and seductive mascara and eyeliners and all those hiao-teh-teh gimmicks that make an ugly woman look even uglier.

by 6.30am, she was out.

10pm. a roaring engine was heard at the porch. she was back. someone with a porche sent her back. oh shit!! my swinging cousin was really dating lesbo!! i thought i saw them smooching before she closed the door and pirouetting to the main door.

next morning, the main toilet at the kitchen was occupied .....and really occupied for almost 45 minutes. who the hell was inside there "laying eggs"?

wifey revealed that it was lesbo. she was having a bad diarrhoea since last night back. she must have eaten some unclean food.

but i was thinking otherwise......i was having obscene 4X-rated thoughts. could she and swinging cousin be having some kind of kinky sex? could my cousin be using her backdoor instead of front door?



oh dear wifey! how should i tell u this??? i better shuddup lest when the wifey really knew about it she might 1) freak out or 2) she wanted me to use her backdoor too.