what a complicated love affair!
sunday. lesbo's off day......
she left in very macho attire. she wore her new $300+ NIKE sports shoes which was a brilliant yellow and very "macho". she put on her very expensive T-shirt which wifey gave her. and no, wifey didn't give me outrageous sexy undies this x'mas. hahahaha....
she put on a really "black man" necklace which was loud and catchy.
off she left the house early for her basketball session with her bunch of ardent pinay fans. she was good basketball player and therefoore her pinay fans. horny john picked her up and off they went to some neighbourhood basketball court. john was also playing but he wasn't called horny john for nothing. he was there to exploit the situation to have "close bodily contacts" with the bevy of pinays. some of them were very sexy with big boobs. the biggest among them was none other margarita's who was the target why horny john was there.
during the game, john only chased after the ball or rather the pair of balls of margarita. surprisingly, margarita didn't shun him. in fact, she was leading john along. during the break, she hooked up john and began to seduce him. unknown to them lesbo had been observing. margarita was bitchy and trying to teach lesbo a lesson for shunning her. she was giving lesbo a taste of her own medicine by seducing john.
the finale was inevitable. the bitch and the butch began to argue over john. they finally bashed it out.....the clawing, scratching and biting. the loud obscene shouting, cursing, swearing and even spitting attracted a bigger crowd than when they were playing basketball....
finally, lesbo was home. this time more bruises and scratches and omg! the nasty toothmarks!!
that's it!!
next day, wifey ordered lesbo to pack her things. she was sending her back.
that ended our story of LESBO - THE BRALESS MAID IN MAN'S UNDIES.
is this the end?
wait long long!
i think there's going to be a PART 2 soon cos horny john just told me he's flying to fillipin to look for lesbo.
well, stay tuned then......
with heavy heart, wifey and i agreed that lesbo gotta go.....we are now hunting for another maid. this time maybe we would hire a burmese or a viet. we shall curb our temptation to get another pinay or worst a indo or worserest a bitchy PRC who may jolly well seduce me. hahahaha....
what a rosy bloody 2015!!
as usual, the generous kind hearted wifey allowed lesbo half day off to gang up with her pinay comrades to celebrate countdown for 2015 last night.
2015. look what happens to lesbo?!!
her cheeks were rosy red - not from the kissing but from the bashing instead.
wifey's jaw nearly dropped when lesbo related the whole "rosy bloody" new year eve......
lesbo was having a great time with her gang of pinay admirers and gfs. they were mostly the butches and the bitches. they were having such fun when they began to share their sexperiences. of course, our macho lesbo had plenty to share. now after mixing up with horny cousin john, her happening was even more than happening. and that was where troubles began to brew.
margarita, lesbo's bitchy gf wasn't feeling at all happy about her shared sexperiencces especially with horny cousin john and what they did in his porsche during halloween night which incidentally horny john nearly got his lupcheong bitten off by lesbo. lesbo in return was bashed involuntarily by john cos both of them was startled by some ghostly peeping tom from the nearby bush.
the other pinays were laughing their spittle off except for margarita who was fuming. she approached lesbo and without a word, smacked her right across her left cheek. well, like the bible put it: if someone smack you on the left, do allow him/her to smack you another across the right. that was precisely what happened. after the left smack, margarita did a backhand smack across lesbo's right cheek. that explained why both her cheeks were rosy. it must have been really intense anger cos the double smacks left not only rosy cheeks but a slight blue black too.
do not think lesbo is some kind soul. yes, she retaliated. of course.... and all hell broke loose!!
goodbye 2014 and welcome to a rauncous rowdy slaps, claws, kicks and bites 2015. it was a royal pandemonium of maids!! 
lesbo is morphing!
oh my dear lesbo! what has gotten into you? what did cousin horny John feed u?
everyone in the family suddenly couldn't recognise lesbo anymore. from a manly maid, she had now morphed intoa petite humongous bitch or maybe butch should be more appropriate.
the most obvious morphing was her body odour. bo for short. that bloody john kept giving her funny "scented" cheap perfume. she was pouring onto herself like some heavenly manna. oh shit! when she passed u by, it kind of prompt u to wanna bash her up!
the kids were running away from her and distant themselves. they wouldn't wanna sit at the dinning table to wait for her to serve them their rice. they would rather wait in the living room or their own bedrooms and would only come to the table after everything was laid out.
suprisingly, only the wifey was intensely attracted to that perfumed stench. u could just observe all the horniness were displayed in her face. i bet if lesbo were to stand a little longer next to her, drools would start salivating.
last nite after another usual sunday date with horny cousin John, lesbo had finally morphed into a stinkbug. now what did john give her this time? stink bug cologne?? the entire house smell!
this couldn't be allowed to continue. i asked the wifey to order lesbo firstly, to take a shower using my expensive MOLTEN BROWN LEMONGRASS SHOWER GEL. 2ndly, threw all her whatever stinkbug squirts. if she refused, do not allow her to apply if she was in the house. thirdly, gave her one of her CHANEL perfume to counteract those stench before she entered the house after her date with john.
if she didn't oblige and follow MY ORDER, she shall be exterminated! and good bye , good luck to her!!
and yes, i better call and give bloody horny cousin John a piece of my mind!
i need to borrow my li'l brother leetahsar's "magic spiritual" compass. i suspect my lesbo maid is possessed. she's acting queer and weird and no longer the manly lesbo maid we ve known.she's morphing into a hiao teh teh bitch!! possessed?if the compass starts spinning like in frenzy (described and instructed by LTS), it means there's a spirit possessing lesbo.....and HELL!! what should i do if that happens????
lesbo wanted a raise...
well, wait long long!
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The Most Devious Maid Ever. This Is Why Cheaters Never Win.
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uckily, maid has no standard increase in salary anually. no 13th mth bonus. NO NOTHING. all they do is to work around the clock. it's all stated in the "contract". maybe can give her a x'mas present and another few mths, a big red angpow.sometime u just cannot feel angry and injustice done on all the pinay maids in singapore. the gahmen is leeching more levy from them than their take home pays. 
standard maid mentality
that includes lesbo, too even though she could be a lesbian. but after flings with horny swinging bachelor cousin john, her preference was rather dubious. omg! she could be a bisexual!! brrr....
anyway, wifey changed maids like she was changing her cars from petite daihatsu to monstrous mpv. let's recall. we had a running maid, then replaced by a hippo maid and now currently lesbo. (her COE (cum on entry - for cousin) could be up soon. probably need a change soon....)
her regular flings with cousin john was getting too intimate and x-rated. just dreading the day when either cousin proposed to marry her or she would grab his balls to force him to do just that what the heck!! not my problem, anyway.
what i had observed in pinay maids are as follows:
1. they talk alot on their mobiles.....which leaves me wondering how the hell they got so much money to keep buying phonecall?
2. they would not take lecturing - be it constructive, destructive or even instructive. as long as they feel u r "lecturing" them, u could see how evil their face changes.
3. they always love to sneak out of the house.
4. they luv to sing. mopping floor, sing. washing toilet, sing, ironing, cleaning window....sing, sing, sing. but what i hate is: when they cook, they also sing. can u imagine how much singing saliva is added into our foods?
5.they are exceptionally curious. if u go into the toilet and overstay, once u open that door, u bet'cha there would be a curious maid staring at you outside
6. they get very horny and always misinterprete my decent joke into some X-rated ones and start giving that "kind" of look. brrrr!!
there are more but maybe i stop here.
however, no matter what, i m very grateful to the presence of maid - running, peeping or lesboing . they keep the house spick and span and handle most of the domestic chores. now that i ve grown so used to them around, i m now apprehensive at the thought that lesbo might just leave one day.....and worse! becum my cousin-in-law. OMG!!!
siow liao!!
