grand finale
grand finale...lesbo married john and moonster in law died!g
both wifey and I were shocked out of our freaking minds. our eyes almost popped out and our jaws were wide agape.
monster in law who just woke up was walking towards the kitchen. passing us, she noticed our ludicrous expression and burst into frenzy laugher.
she laughed and laughed so hard and suddenly she frozen and dropped onto the floor. OMG! monster in law just dropped dead from hysterical laughter.
"ah ma, ah ma!!' manly lesbo sprang into action calling out and shaking senseless monster. it was timely that she had learned some basic first aids and she executed CPR. wifey and i now got even shocker and was running around in circles in excitement not knowing what to do.
cousin horny john immediately called for the ambulance.....but it was too late. monster in law was gone. oh well, at least died happily laughing.
so what's next?
well, it was a curse disguised in a blessing or a blessing in a curse? whatever, the sudden death of monster in law unwittingly solved many important social issue for wifey and I.
first of all, we didn't need to fly over filippins to attend horny john and lesbo's outrageous wedding. and there was no better excuse than to use the mourning over monster's demise for avoiding that.
in a way, it was a happy ending for everyone.....and er...we rid monster in law and so the home should be less stressful without her noisy presence
as for horny john, he would be planning to emigrate to filippins and lived with lesbo hopefully happily ever after......
this marks the end of BRALESS MAID IN MAN'S UNDIES saga.
but wait!!
how cum i ve this weird sensation that it might not be the end yet??
ok, for now that's it! thanks for reading and hope u ve a good laugh
for now, it would be maidless days for a while since monster-in-law already died laughingly.
our next maid akan datang would like be a mynmar girl. hmmmm.... BURMESE MAID IN TIGHT SARONG ??? the next maid story?
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